Darren Lovell

I will promise to put the seat down!

Matt Gee

To Quit Smoking

Julia Hourican

To win lots of competitions

Sarah Lemon

I resolve that I will not attack dragons with fireworks

Ann Saunders

To eat more healthily

Simon Poole

I will not sit in my living room all day in my underwear...

Instead, I will move my computer into the bedroom!

Jane Hope

To be a much nicer person

Mark

Lose weight and exercise more

Adele Hacking

To stop saying "in a minute" to my 4 yearr old unless I actually MEAN in a minute!

Kate

Not to nag my husband (at least for the month of January)

Susie Main

To quit emptying the piggybank money I'm saving (to pay a hypnotist to help motivate me to lose weight) so's I can buy the sweeties I'm craving [sigh]

Beverley

To drastically reduce the amount of TV I watch.

Sue Bennett

Never make any New Year resolutions as they always get broken. Better to give up smoking, diet etc at other times of year.

Steve Long

To smoke loads of fags!

Helen Jackson

To give up smoking.

Keren Curran

To lose some weight as i have eaten so many chocolates and drank so much alcohol.

Tracey flaxmer

Learn to juggle with more than two balls.

Susan McInnes

To take the kitchen waste outside to the composter before it turns into compost in the kitchen.

Adam Parker

To give up smoking yet again!

Try to be nicer person to everyone and lose those excess christmas pounds.

Angela Onions

Laugh at least 5 times a day.

Susan Times

To move house and feel more settled with my life.

Jon West

To give up alcohol for 2 months.

Helen Blackburn

To lose at least 4 stones in weight, to run the Edinburgh Half-Marathon & Marathon, and to start an MSc in Dementia Studies.

Jane Willis

To drink more booze, take less exercise and eat more junk food. I'm sick of making resolutions I can't keep.

Helen Marshall

To find myself a decent job!

Lucy Irving

I stuck to last years to lose weight, 2 1/2 stone, so this year I don't need one!

Martin Lowe

To wash more than once a week

Karen Peaurt

To be nicer to everybody this year

Pam Hubbard

To remember to say white rabbit before the start of a new month

Jackie Mason

Lose weight and get fit - yes, I know it is boring but I actually mean it!

Corinna Ball

To invent a pair socks that can repell the awfull smell that occurs when they come off my boyfriends feet!

Kate Ruloff

Walk to work at least twice a week

Catherine Williams

To sort out some of my debt!

Helena Romanowska

Run the Great North Run in a faster time than the last two years.

Andrew Hindley

To stop binge drinking and to go on a sensible diet.

Jane Townson

To eat more healthily.

Kevin Doyle

Not to make anymore resolutions and deal with reality.

Chris Austin

To have a cuddle each day for at least 10 minutes with my wife :-)

Ian Yates

To win a LavNav Nightlight. Now,there's a coincidence! ;-)

Ben Stone

To stop being so lazy.

Michele Austin

To put myself 1st once from time to time instead of putting myself last like I have done for severals years and to not feel guilty when I give myself a treat.

Angela Lawrie

My new years resolution is too spend less time entering comps and more time cleaning house - nah, cantbarsed with that :)

Karen Bell

Go on a diet and lose a stone!

Laura Annsforde

To win a lot more comps!

Esther Cusik

Never to make one as I never keep them

Fiona Maughan

To enter as many competitions as possible in 2006.you have to be in it to win it.

Rob Haskell

Be happy with my lot and not lose my temper so often!

Kevin Doyle

Reduce or quit smoking

Evelyn Moffat

To fight hard to rid myself of agoraphobia which has left me with no life for more than 26 years.

Janine Atkinson

To use my new bright lavnav to make my sight bright in the dark, cold night.

Paul Kendall

I resolve to stop leaving things because I'm too nervous to deal with them, and to GET ON WITH IT!

Tina Parradine

Cantbarsed to tell you!

Roger Marsden

To increase my sex output!

Lorraine Crighton

To stop making resolutions as they're doomed to failure - see failed again!

Sarah Whittington

To help others more often.

Katie

To get fit and have started this by getting a membership card for a year at my local leisure centre so that I can go swimming once a week at a cheaper price and I enjoy it.

Jen Austin

My New Year's Resolution is to remember not to forget things that I should remember and usually forget.

Philip Dyer

To quit drinking - for at least January!

Eamonn Liddle

To be kind to the toilet seat and sit down when peeing

Samantha Allman

To stop shouting as much at my children!

Mary Strong

To lose 1 stone and take up Tai Chi

Pierre McDowall

To learn something new (like underwater ferrari maintenance or indoor hang-gliding

Sarah Ridgeway

Not to check up on my husband.

David Rogers

To listen more before speaking and to spend more time reading my emails - you never know you may be a CantBarsed.com prizewinner

David Wilson

To win the lottery

Ian Green

To give up entering competitions that I'm never going to win anyway!

Patricia McClymont

To win something wonderful like a lovatory lavnav nightlight!

Teresa West

To always clear my "history" on my PC

Lesley Jones

To stay alive for anoyher full year.

Margaret Donaldson

To lose weight

William Gould

Never to make any New Year's Resolutions!

Karen Riding

I resolve to stop saying "Am I bothered?" to students when they say they hate me, my lesson is boring or their dad is coming to school to "bang" (cf duff me in) me. (I am a high school ICT teacher)

E Taylor

To continue being and expressing who I really am.

Peter King

To finish what I start!

Lisa Seddon

To be kinder to my computer and not shout obscenaties at it!

Sandra Tindall

My resolution for this year is giving up smoking, then i will have more money to spend on more of the offers you have on cantBarsed.com

John Allen

Turn off lights, shut doors, and keep cool at all times.

Greg Matthews

Worry less, do more...

Graham Hooper

I can't b arsed to make one because i never keep to it.

Neil Smith

To keep smoking

Belinda Porter

To be more organised.

Kai Mogridge

To not be arsed to make any ;o)

Kayleigh Mogridge

To visit CantBarsed.com even more than I do now!

Carla Knight

To have lots more sex.

Catherine Sly

To get my finances in order and start of 2007 with a clear start.

Adam Venables

To devote more time to my 10 month old twins, 12 year old son, 9 year old daughter and especially my partner. I will reduce my weekend work hours.

Christine

To enter lots more competitions!

Chriss Norton

To always go to the loo before bedtime so that i dont have to get up in the middle of the night and wake my other half.

Sarah Whittington

Share more of my chocolate!

Catherine Gregory

To diet and stick to it, have lasted a month so far.

Christina Keeter

To stop missing when go to the toilet in the night,even though I, a woman we can still miss too.

Lisa-Marie Harris

To stop biting my nails on the bus on the way to and from college!

Lisa

To not have to squat and hover over the toilet seat anymore - I have a thing about germs you see! And by winning the Lavatory LavNav Nightlight, I'm sure I will be a lot more relaxed about doing my business!

Josh Gourlay

To make one next New Year, although I probably can't be arsed!

Romain Fouchereau

My new year's resolution is to stop believing I have a change of wining every competition I enter.

Steve Kenderdine

Not to make the same one as last year - on the basis that it failed miserably!