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Glow Co - Stag & Hen Party Supplies - Clubwear - Party Planning - Fun Gift Ideas

A huge range of fun party and clubbing products that glow, flash, shine and glow in the dark. Includes a massive selection of glow sticks, glow necklaces, glow bracelets and other glowing and flashing products including night lights, garden lights, glow clothing, colourful mood lights and more.

The Glow Company- Everything that glows to make you smile...

More party planning...

Glow Gloves - Clubwear - Funny Stuff & Great Party Gift Ideas

Glow Gloves - Using the latest glow in the darktechnology!

Apart from practical uses (they were originally designed for signing) these sunglight rechargeable gloves should be fun on the dancefloor.

Price just £7.99

More stuff which glows in the dark...

CantBarseticles - Breaking news...

What's worse than a dumb child? A smart one. . .

"Tonight, just as I was changing her and breathing the traditional sigh of relief at finding an empty nappy, out she comes with the dread phrase...

Frank Carson style one-liners...

But I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite...

Blokes Only Slang Dictionary...

MUMBLER An attractive girl in tight shorts or jeans, etc. i.e. you can see the lips moving but can't quite make out what they're saying...

UK's first women only car parks!

With ever increasing attacks on women in secluded car parks, especially during evening hours, Colchester Borough Council are piloting the UK's first women only car park "manned" exclusively by women...

CantBarsed Tip - Mobile Phone Law - Facts & Solutions

The offence of Using a hand-held phone while driving carries a £30 fixed penalty fine rising up to £1,000 if you end up in court. If you have to hold your mobile handset to dial a number or even just to press a button to receive a call you're breaking the law so make sure you're legal!

Mobile Phone Law - Hands free mobile phone solutions...

CantBarsed FREE mobile phone hands free kit in action...

More mobile phone accessories...

The Darwin Awards book
The Darwin Awards - 180 bizarre true stories of how dumb humans have met their maker...

CantBarsed.com FREE Service: Send FREE E-Cards...

Send FREE E-Cards...

Real greetings cards...

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Links to other funny sites...

computerpranks.com	Jokes, pranks and other funny stuff. There's downloadable pranks, stories, media humour, funny images, software and postcards, online fun, computer jokes and more.
Hunkin's Experiments	A series of cool experiments drawn as cartoons by Tim Hunkin, the man behind the wonderful Secret life of machines TV series. You won't be able to resist experimenting with food, light, sound, clothes, and a whole lot more!
	Armed with a bag full of props Dean and Nigel roam the streets "blending in" with the locals. Essential viewing!
extremeironing.com	Extreme ironing! Get involved in this latest most dangerous sport.
world school photographs.com	Find your old school photgraphs online!

Candy Underwear - Unusual Gift Idea - Lingerie - Fashion - Rude Food

candy bra - edible underwear - lingerie made from sweets

Candy G-String - Edible knickers made from sweeties

candy suspenders - Edible underwear made from sweets

Candy Garter belt - Sexy edible undies made from candy sweetsndies

Made from those fizzy sweets you loved as a kid. One size fits all. May contain nuts(!)

More gift ideas for women... More gift ideas for men...

darwinawards.com	Darwin Awards celebrate the theory of evolution by commemorating the remains of those who improved our gene pool by removing themselves from it in really stupid ways. RIP.
justinspace.com	A great site with lots of worthy offerings. Our favourite is the section devoted to bad decor in porn shoots (without the porn)...
The Brains Trust	The Brains Trust is a satirical on-line netpaper published every two weeks. They aim to provide, minister, undermine and tease the corrupt, the powerful, the smug and anyone who gets up our noses. They are also cowards who hide behind pseudonymns, but some of them work in high political places and they don't want to get fired. So, you never know what you read on here might actually be true...